Why My Girlfriend Sent Me On A Desperate Search For Fast Weight Loss Tips
The other day I was listening to my girlfriend blather on and on about whatever she happened to be talking about. Then she grabbed my attention out of whatever fantasy it happened to be enjoying and yanked it back to the present. She issued me an ultimatum. Lose weight, or say goodbye to her. See, I’m a bit on the heavy side, and her girlfriends have been giving her a hard time, as all their boyfriends are the athletic type. So I need to find me some fast weight loss tips, or I’m out the door. Maybe I’ll join a gym, or go on one of those low carbohydrate diets. If my girlfriend leaves me, I’m done for. I plan on dropping at least fifty pounds before Christmas. I hope I won’t gain it all back afterwards.
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