Dumped

Posted July 12th, 2009.

He dumped me cold after six years of marriage. So I spent a long time planning my revenge. I couldn’t do anything that would land me in jail, but I had to do something big just to make up for all of those blonde secretaries. So I called the company that used to do our carpet cleaning Orange County and scheduled them to go to his house every night for the next three months, just to make sure that he never had any alone time with his dates. Then I charged all of the cost to our joint credit card, which I took my name off of shortly after that. I also set up a website that listed all of his bad points in terrifying detail, but I won’t go into that right now.